if you like me you must not know who I am
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
