16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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