Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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