I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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