Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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