I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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