No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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