Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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