So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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