is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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