so let's talk penis.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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