we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Soap is not a condiment
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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