Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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