what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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