i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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