Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
