just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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