this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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