What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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