I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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