Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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