He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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