he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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