chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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