Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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