you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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