Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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