Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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