Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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