She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.