I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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