She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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