Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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