drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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