This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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