Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Congratulations! We have a period
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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