this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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