well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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