I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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