wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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