If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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