I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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