did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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