i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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