dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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