Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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