Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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