Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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