i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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