Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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