What did we do last night that was yellow?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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