Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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