Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
