Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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