do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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