I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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