soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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