its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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