It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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