i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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