Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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